Howdy cowboy! The name is Burlap, and dis' my land. They call me Burlap 'cause I dont like silky tone and flanalette, dirty linen, velour or red velvet.

Like Gran' used to say:

You're a bit rough on the edges but you can hold your fair share of potatoes, Burlap.

I miss gran', wish we could have shared more of Burlap's dumb tales lores together.                                                         

That's for you Tata!